Thursday, July 7, 2011

"Special"?

I have decided Guido is definitely not a normal mouse. That is, unless most stray Italian mice are:

a)      Rabidly addicted to gelato







b)      Enjoy sitting on shoulders forever... and ever.... and ever...



c)      Stare out windows for hours on end as if in some sort of trance





d)      Gesture with their paws wildly while squeeking in “Italian mouse-ish”



And one of Guido’s most amusing habits is probably when he sees a stray cat patrolling the street outside the window:



                                                            GUIDO + WINDOW


CAT OUTSIDE WINDOW





RESULT: FRANTIC SQUEEKING, ATTEMPTED NINJA LEAP OUT 2ND STORY WINDOW, CHRISTINE RESCUES, CAT FREAKED OUT BY PSYCHOTIC MOUSE



I've decided that maybe he is a runaway from a lab where they put special human cells inside mice’s brains.











Also, Did you know that…


 
If you pick up a mouse by its tail the tip will fall off? (…. GROSSSSSSS…..)

and my personal favorite...
Mice can bite through anything softer than bone.






P.S. Guido's advice for the day: "Non lasciate che nessuno afferrare la coda" (Don't let anyone grab your tail)

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