I have decided Guido is definitely not a normal mouse. That is, unless most stray Italian mice are:
b) Enjoy sitting on shoulders forever... and ever.... and ever...
d) Gesture with their paws wildly while squeeking in “Italian mouse-ish”
And one of Guido’s most amusing habits is probably when he sees a stray cat patrolling the street outside the window:
GUIDO + WINDOW
CAT OUTSIDE WINDOW
RESULT: FRANTIC SQUEEKING, ATTEMPTED NINJA LEAP OUT 2ND STORY WINDOW, CHRISTINE RESCUES, CAT FREAKED OUT BY PSYCHOTIC MOUSE
I've decided that maybe he is a runaway from a lab where they put special human cells inside mice’s brains.
Also, Did you know that…
and my personal favorite...